成人笑话|Designer pussy

Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy^{1 to their own design.}

First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel^{2 and hammer, he gave it a hole.}

Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit^3.

Third was a hunter, short and stout^{4, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.}

Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet^{5 he lined it within.}

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.

Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a C#NT!